Saturday, July 2, 2011

New Wives Tales

eat eggplant parmesan at Scalini's (or your local authentic Italian restaurant)
have sex
do jumping jacks
take a warm bath
get a foot massage
eat spicy foods

prepare and eat an whole box of store brand mac and cheese mixed with garlic
change your Facebook profile picture
read by the pool
eat half a cantaloupe
drink a diet orange soda

drink diet orange soda
rock out to Billy Idol's greatest hits
eat a Thomas's bagel with Philly cream cheese
practice your labor breathing by timing them to the grunts in a Wimbleton tennis match

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